Thursday is the day of the week when I see my therapist.
Therefore, whenever possible Thursday afternoon is nap time.
(If you don’t understand, you’re not in therapy)
appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen
My girlfriend’s eyes are brown and they are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my entire life
#Siri has some #Swift jokes for developers running the #iOS8 betas. (For those who don’t know, Swift is the new programming language Apple made for developers to use in apps for iOS 8 and future releases; it is a lot simpler than Objective-C, which is used currently for apps, and comes with some awesome new features to help developers do their best work)